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Bolaji Ebeneza (sic) Aluko has been claiming to be older than everybody since he was in his late 30s on these forums......(with) Yoroba people .....being afraid of him (because) his grandfather was a ferocious and nefarious babalawo
- Nebu
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Despite his silly atheistic agnosticism, coupled with a heavily jaundiced Igbo-irredentist proclivity that renders him episodically insouciantly insurbordinate, one Maazi Nebuchadnezzer (aka Nebukadineze) Adiele from near Ikwerre, Imo State can be wickedly funny....even while lying through his fingers and teeth as he becomes the Sergeant-Major of a Confederacy of Bolaji Birthers (CBB), with Canice Onuoha (the crawling Swamp Snake of Mushin) his Batman.
Please read Nebu below and enjoy....
Bolaji Aluko
Having a belly laugh
PS1: JUI stands for my longstanding aburo "Joseph "Ughoton" Igietseme" of Agenebode.
PS2: If I "p'ofo" for Nebu, he will be crawling like Onuoha. :-)
PS3: These are the events which cause the CBB pain: My many friends at the Federal University Otuoke gave me two birthday surprise parties:
April 2: http://fuotuoke.edu.ng/photo-galleries/smile-and-cheers-vc-marks-his-birthday-today At the VC's office!
April 5: http://fuotuoke.edu.ng/photo-galleries/vc-surprised-friends-and-colleagues - in Ijaw Regalia, at the VC's Lodge!
Very kind and generous of them all - and they come from all parts of Nigeria and the globe, Igbo, Ikwerre, Yoruba, Ijaw, Tiv, Idoma, Ibibio, etc, etc!
Nigerians - great country, good people, challenged leadership! It is well...
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From: <Nebukadineze@aol.com>
Date: Mon, Apr 14, 2014 at 2:17 AM
Subject: To JUI: [Naijaintellects] Re: #2: Emeka Okala and cohorts Exp...
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Nebukadineze Adiele
Reject Religion; Revive Reasoning!
From: <Nebukadineze@aol.com>
Date: Mon, Apr 14, 2014 at 2:17 AM
Subject: To JUI: [Naijaintellects] Re: #2: Emeka Okala and cohorts Exp...
To: naijaintellects@googlegroups.com, africanworldforum@googlegroups.com, NIgerianWorldForum@yahoogroups.com, NewnaijaPolitics@yahoogroups.com
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JUI,
I told you, about three years ago, not to address Bolaji as "egbon" because he is not older than you but he jumped upon me and claimed with absolutist mentality that he was older than you. I kept quiet over that since then because you did not refute him and you kept calling him "egbon".
Bolaji Ebeneza Aluko has been claiming to be older than everybody since he was in his late 30s on these forums. It always amazed me how people, especially Yoroba folks, would yield the floor to him and let him act like their elders. If I were older than Bolaji or close enough to his age, by no way would I have allowed him to be playing an elderly all over the place (Chukwuma Agwunobi never allows him to play that nonsense around here).
Yoroba people who are older than Bolaji always defer to him as if he is their elder. Dipo is at least 10 years older than Bolaji but he will never speak if Bolaji frowns at whatever he speaks about -- the last time he tried to challenge Bolaji with Imodoye, Bolaji told him his world and then exiled Imodoye back to Nigeria. Dipo has since then self awarded himself a meaningless Igbo title of Oha 1, a sign that Bolaji clearly finished him off in Yoroba arena. Afis Odidere is older than Bolaji but he would never speak in defiance of Bolaji's dictates.
Ojo is older than Bolaji and for a long time he resisted Bolaji's claimants of elderliness over everybody but he eventually succumbed to Bolaji, as did others before him. But Ojo is a hard nut to crack, he regained his mojo and began to reject Bolaji's supremacy over everyone around him. Suddenly, Ojo is sick of stroke, something Bolaji steadily warned of befalling him if would not yield. Olola Kassim, professor Adeboye, Ayo Ojutalayo, etc are all older than Bolaji but they all defer to Bolaji as if he is their elder. Bolaji once tried to get Dr. Wumi Akintide and Mama Diaspora to yield to him but they wouldn't and for some reason, they disappeared from the forums.
Except ndi Igbo, other Nigerians are easily intimidated by Bolaji Aluko. His anger with ndi Igbo is that we challenge him and refuse to tolerate his supremacist ideation. The guy just turned 59 years old but he has been carrying himself on these forums as if he was 75 or something. Yoroba people may be excused for being afraid of him (his grandfather was a ferocious and nefarious babalawo) but I cannot excuse non-Yoroba Nigerians who fear his residual babalawo-ish powers.
I am glad that JUI has overcome his fear of Bolaji upon realizing that they are age mates.
Nebukadineze Adiele
Reject Religion; Revive Reasoning!
In a message dated 4/13/2014 11:05:02 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time, jbi8@cdc.gov writes:
Hehehe!!
Folks, to JUI, the GREAT POINT in all these is that JUI and VC Bolaji were born the same year, with about a month or so apart! All the erstwhile attempts by VC-B to silence JUI at NIDO Board and other Nigerian Professional and Townhall meetings, claiming age seniority are now Null & Void! Hehehe!!!
Culturally therefore, JUI deserves some drinks [such as fresh undiluted Palm wine tapped in the Delta Creeks or Rooted Ogogoro sef], studded in a neck-breaking Hamper with the inscriptions – To My Age-Mate and Fellow Diasporan, Ezigbo Mmadu JUI! Hehehe!!!
Happy BirthDay VC-B! Take care. JUI
On Sunday, April 13, 2014 3:22 PM, Wharf Snake <wharfsnake@yahoo.com> wrote:
... and the old fart tries cajoling to win/trick/silent those with the facts on their side. Mofolaji Aluko, how old are you? I want to see a copy of your birth certificate.
WS
An acclaimed Prince of Mushin, Lagos.
Sent from my iPad
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