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Re: USA Africa Dialogue Series - STAR HUMOR: Bolaji Aluko (Finally) Turns 59....Going on 79.!

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Adeyemi omo Oyeniyi (or vice-versa):

Omo kaale o -iwo a dagba, iwo a d'arugbo.  (Amin)

And there you have it.


Bolaji omo Aluko

On Monday, April 14, 2014, adeyemi bukola oyeniyi <oyeniyib@gmail.com> wrote:
> Awon Baba Arugbo wonyi ko ni je ka sinmi. sio.
> Bukola Adeyemi Oyeniyi
> Department of History
> Strong Building, Room 440,
> Tel: 417-836-6959
> Mobile: (+1) 832-211-8921
> Missouri State University
> 901 S. National Ave.
> Springfield, MO 65897
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> On Mon, Apr 14, 2014 at 8:43 AM, Ola Kassim <olakassimmd@aol.com> wrote:
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> Nebu and Bolaji et al:
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> Truly funny exchanges!
> If any human being ever had the powers, some of supernatural proportions being ascribed
> to Bolaji Aluko, Nigeria, Africa and the world in general would not be in the dire straits it is today.
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> If Bolaji Aluko could 'pe ofo' (invoke a curse) on Val Ojo that sent him to hospital with a stroke, I wonder why
> any one in his or her right mind would be begging Otitigbe in far away Argentina to invoke  his Ifa powers on behalf of the Olopele to help locate the missing plane MH 370
> which is believed to be at the bottom of the Indian Ocean.
> More power to Bolaji Aluko whether or not he possesses the kind if supernatural powers suggested by Nebu!
> With such ordinary and supernatural powers at his disposal
> we should be expecting to see Fed U of Otueke under the steady guidance of VC Bolaji Aluko
> to outperform most other Nigerian and African universities within the next one to two decades.
> And when that finally happens, we will
> all celebrate the achievements of the students, academic and administrative staff of U of Otueke and their VC regardless of whether or not there are any contributions made towards their successes by virtue of the alleged supernatural powers possessed or not possessed by their VC.
> The above is the true test of the efficacy of any attribute of a human being in a leadership position regardless of whether they possess
> or like most other human beings do not possess supernatural powers!
> But wait a minute now, if Bolaji had such powers why would FU of Otueke be spending any of its meager funds on generators!
> Until then I will still be rooting for the success of FU of Otueke and all other universities in Nigeria- ekurube or no ekurube.
> Bye.
> Ola
> 'It's a reciprocal world; you get what you give at least most of the time.'-
> OKQuincy- 1994.
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> Sent from my iPhone
> On Apr 14, 2014, at 3:16 AM, Mobolaji Aluko <alukome@gmail.com> wrote:
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> Bolaji Ebeneza (sic) Aluko has been claiming to be older than everybody since he was in his late 30s on these forums......(with) Yoroba people .....being afraid of him (because) his grandfather was a ferocious and nefarious babalawo 
> - Nebu
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> My People:
> Despite his silly atheistic agnosticism, coupled with a heavily jaundiced Igbo-irredentist proclivity that renders him episodically insouciantly insurbordinate, one Maazi Nebuchadnezzer (aka Nebukadineze) Adiele from near Ikwerre, Imo State can be wickedly funny....even while lying through his fingers and teeth as he becomes the Sergeant-Major of  a Confederacy of Bolaji Birthers (CBB), with Canice Onuoha (the crawling Swamp Snake of Mushin) his Batman.
> Please read Nebu below and enjoy....
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> Bolaji Aluko
> Having a belly laugh
> PS1:  JUI stands for my longstanding aburo "Joseph "Ughoton" Igietseme" of Agenebode.
> PS2:  If I "p'ofo" for Nebu, he will be crawling like Onuoha. :-)
> PS3:  These are the events which cause the CBB pain:  My many friends at the Federal University Otuoke gave me two birthday surprise parties:
>   April 2:    
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